I've been watching this show lately with my 6-year-old son, Austin, who likes learning about space and planets and black holes and stuff. It's called How the Universe Works. And man, the universe has one hell of a story to tell. It all starts with, presumably, the Big Bang, wherein a single point in space barfs forth a hot, violent soup of particles and energy that take a few hundred million years just to cool down enough to begin coalescing into stars. You know. to "cool down" enough to become giant fucking balls of fire. Stars ignite. Star clusters form,.