"IN ONE fell swoop," declared Professor C. Cydwick Ohms, releasing a thin blue ribbon of pipe-smoke and rocking back on his heels, "—I intend to solve the greatest problem facing mankind today. Colonizing the Polar Wastes was a messy and fruitless business. And the Enforced Birth Control Program couldn't be enforced. Overpopulation still remains the thorn in our side. Gentlemen—" He paused to look each of the assembled reporters in the eye. "—there is but one answer." "Mass annihilation?" quavered a cub reporter. "Posh, boy! Certainly not!" The professor bristled. "The answer is—TIME!" "Time?" "Exactly," nodded Ohms. With a dramatic.
