WAYMON POODLE IS A TELLER at the TrustTrust bank branch inside the Publix grocery store on Confederate Victory Parkway in Mullet Luv, Georgia, and no other human being on earth loves more than he does the Masters, the golf course on which it’s played, the wonderful sport of golf in general, and the iniquitous allure of what goes on behind the gates of ootsie-tootsie private golf clubs. No one. Not even Jack Nicklaus.