(BQ) This part presents the following content: Literally schmiterally; How to drop out of high school in the ninth grade and still make big bucks telling people how to use good grammar; Well, well, aren’t you good? Fodder for those mothers; I wish i were batgirl; Mommy’s all wrong, daddy’s all wrong; The kids are all wrong; How to impress brad pitt; And you too can begin sentences with “and,” “so,” “but,” and “because”; Your boss is not jesus; The silence of the linguists; I’m writing this while naked; |