phần 3 Bạn có bao giờ nghĩ rằng thế giời của những con ma cũng có những điều vụn vặt hài hước như thế giới của chúng ta đang sống ko? Sau đây là bộ sưu tập những câu chuyện hài mà một con ma có thể mắc phải. Bộ truyện bằng tiếng anh có thể vừa giúp các bạn giải trì vừa có thể tự luyện tập thêm khả năng ngoại ngữ của mình | TRUYỆN KINH DỊ KỲ BÍ BẲNG TIẾNG ANH GHOST JOKES -3 SICK OF GHOSTS Nurse Doctor there s a ghost in your waiting room Doctor Tell him I can t see him Why was the little ghost crying in the doctor s office She didn t want to get her booster shot Why did the doctor tell the sad ghosts to take lots of rides in an elevator He thought it would raise their spirits Why did the doctor tell the ghost to go on a diet So she could keep her ghoulish figure Ghost Doctor I feel faint Doctor Well I guess you do. You re white as a sheet What kind of doctor does a ghost go to A witch doctor Why did the ghost go to the foot doctor He had an in-groan toenail Did the doctor know the ghost was sick Yes he was dead certain Ghost Doctor why am I so lonely Doctor Because you ve got no body GHOST CHILL-DREN How do ghost babies cry BOO-hoo BOO-hoo What song do ghost children like best A Haunting We Will Go What kind of horses do ghost kids like to ride Night-mares What do ghost babies wear on their feet BOO-tees What did they call the two little twin ghosts that rang all the doorbells on Halloween Dead ringers MORE GHOSTLY KNOCK-EM-DEADS Knock knock. Who s there Sarah Sarah who Sarah ghost in the house Knock knock. Who s there Beef. Beef who Beef-ore I tell you let me come in Knock knock Who s there Celeste Who s there prange. Orange who Orange you going to let me hide under the bed with you Celeste who Celeste time I ll warn you before I come in Knock knock Who s there Heaven. Heaven who Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes
