Tài liệu học tiếng Anh, luyện các kỷ năng nghe nói, chuẩn bị cho các kỳ thi TOEFL, IELTS, TOEIC. 101 Ghost Jokes | Katy Hall and Lisa Eisenberg 101 GHOST JOKES No part of this publication may be reproduced in whole or in part or stored in a retrieval system or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic mechanical photocopying recording or otherwise without written permission of the publisher. For information regarding permission write to Scholastic Inc. 730 Broadway New York NY 10003. Copyright 1988 by Katy Hall and Lisa Eisenberg. All rights reserved. Published by Scholastic Inc. 101 Ghost Jokes 1 - LIFE IN GHOST TOWN LIFE IN GHOST TOWN What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game The team spirit What day of the week do ghosts look forward to Moanday Who greets you at the door of a haunted house A ghost host What did the ghost bride throw to her bridesmaids Her boo-quet What did the guard at the haunted house say Halt Who ghost there Ed What do you call it when a ghost makes an error Ted A grave mistake Ed No a boo-boo Why did the ghosts put a fence around the cemetery People were dying to get in 101 Ghost Jokes 1 - LIFE IN GHOST TOWN Why don t ghosts go out in the rain It dampens their spirits Who represents ghosts in Congress The Spooker of the House What spirit serves food on a plane An airline ghostess What did the mother ghost tell her little ghosts Don t spook until you are spooken to What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car Boo-kle up your sheet-belts What does a little ghost call his mother and father His trans-parents What do little ghosts like to play with instead of Frisbees Boo-merangs
